Blogging Blabbing: Funny Keywords Searches

Posted on 21. May, 2011 by in Blog

As I go through my Google Analytics reports, I take a special look at the keyword searches in order to match my content to what readers want to find on the blog - and usually, it stops there. But every once in awhile, there are searches that either left me speechless or made me laugh so hard I couldn’t help but publish them here. Here’s a short preview of the funny searches I found:

  • Tiny speedos
  • What is the difference between Ronda and Paris (Gee, I don’t know…)
  • Euro big bloobs
  • Funny metal thing in Dublin (That’s usually how I refer to as)
  • Can weather be worse than in Belgium (I don’t think so.)
  • Do people pee in the Thames (Yes, and they probably do in every body of water on Earth)
  • Mature hookers in Schiphol
  • Why are Parisians always in a bad mood (I’ve always wondered about that too).
  • Prettiest prostitutes in Amsterdam (At least that person has quality standards)
  • Go to Canada to get my teeth fixed (Is that a new form of medical tourism?)
  • Where to put the sternum strap on woman (I don’t know, my guess would be… sternum?)
  • Mannequin Pis - What is the big deal? (My point exactly!)
  • Are there tornadoes in Brussels (Considering how windy it was when I was there… I’d be tempted to say yes!)
  • I didn’t enjoy Paris (Me neither!)
  • Make your own ridiculous eurotrip
  • Never wise to get too attached (Well that’s a bit sad, no?)
  • Jealous of my friends travel photos on Facebook (who isn’t?)

If you’re a website or blog editor, do you also get funny searches?

No related posts.

7 Responses to “Blogging Blabbing: Funny Keywords Searches”

  1. Oreille

    21. May, 2011

    At least it’s about travels… Except the sternum thing !
    Everydays, people find my blog with really strange keywords, and i don’t understand how ! Two days ago : “Aurelie naked” (Aurelie is my name). WTF ?!
    Funniest of the week : “getting naughty in the train” (in french, of course)… Well, i do write about trains, but.. urgh !

    Reply to this comment
  2. I always get a kick out of reading my stats as well!! You got some funny ones…

    Reply to this comment
  3. Leanne

    22. May, 2011

    LMAO some of these are just freakin’ hilarious!

    “Jealous of my friends travel photos on Facebook” - I feel ya dude, I feel ya!

    I’m always looking at my keywords too. But MOST of them, are ‘normal’ ones like “what can I fit into a 60L pack?”. Every once in a while, I’ll get super weird ones like the other day: “Leggings on teen girl” — say whaaat?

    Reply to this comment
  4. Scott

    23. May, 2011

    well, at least they are looking for mature hookers at the airport, an immature one can really ruin the experience, lol. hilarious post.

    Reply to this comment
  5. HappyHomemakerUK

    23. May, 2011

    So funny! What were people thinking?! XOL

    Reply to this comment
  6. Marie

    24. May, 2011

    I’ve been collecting these for a couple of months now, so it’s not like I get these weird searches everyday, luckily! But boy, are people weird.

    Reply to this comment
  7. HAHAHA.. this is amazing. I need to write a post on this as well. My favorite is Tiny Speedos.

    Reply to this comment

Leave a Reply